Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
~Carl Zwanzig

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~Albert Einstein

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
~Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
~Jane Wagner

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
~Douglas Adams

We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
~Ray Bradbury

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
~Mel Brooks

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
~Jean Houston

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
~Bernard Bailey

The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
~Shakti Gawain

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
~Aldous Huxley

If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
~Carl Sagan

The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent.
~J.H. Holmes

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
~Michael Patrick King

The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
~Carl Sagan

Not only does God play dice with the Universe - he sometimes casts them where they can't be seen.
~Stephen Hawking

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.
~Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.
~Kurt Vonnegut

Listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go.
~e e cummings

Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe.
~Galileo

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
~Eden Phillpotts

A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
~Samuel Grafton

You have to believe that the universe will provide.
~Steve Crosby

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited; Imagination encircles the world.
~Albert Einstein